5.04.2013

Roatan - Day 35

Having Wednesday off this week really threw me off and I felt like we had to go to the clinic today for work.  Fortunately we had a play day instead.  B, J and I met up at Carambola Gardens this morning and wandered around a tropical garden paradise.  We saw chocolate trees, cashew trees, mahogany trees, and all kinds of flowers.  I even hiked to the top of the mountain, which yielded an AMAZING viewpoint of some keys (smaller islands) off the main island.  It got me excited for Hawaii and all of the great hikes I will hopefully be doing there.

The rest of the day we literally sat on the beach.  We had ginormous delicious smoothies from Earth Mama’s and plantain chips for lunch on the beach.  We chatted some.  I read some.  The sun shone through the clouds some.  It was perfect… not too hot to sit there for 4-5 hours (guilty) with clouds and a cool breeze.  I’ve never seen so many ocean waves either since there usually are none (usually break at the edge of the reef).  There’s just something to hearing the waves crash on the beach.

We walked into town to find some chips for our guacamole/mango dinner and ended up running into one of our patients we saw at the clinic on our first week here.  He invited us into his store for some homemade tuna salad and hondureño coffee (he graciously gave me a Coke instead).  Little did I know I was about to eat the MOST DELICIOUS tuna salad EVER.  There’s something to be said for fresh fish.  A little lime addition always helps too.  SO GOOD.  We chatted it up for a while and then headed back to B’s place overlooking the ocean for our mango and guacamole dinner.  Finished the night off watching Transformers (my first time) with only one minor interruption due to the curtain moving unexpectedly.  After checking it out, a gecko flopped onto the floor and scurried under the fridge.  Hopefully he survived the fall…

Roatan - Day 34

J and I woke up disappointed to find a thick cloud cover on our morning off.  We had planned to dine out for breakfast at Earth Mama’s for a repeat of banana pineapple pancakes and then some sunbathing on our dock.  I headed out the door for a quick run on the beach, giving J PLENTY of warning to get up and going.  I ran along the beach until I saw a couple of homeless dogs kicking it on the beach, waiting for a helpless American lady like me to spread their fleas or rabies to, so I headed back.  I felt like I could have run a bit longer, but J and I had made a plan to be out the door by 8:15 (rain or no rain), so we stuck to it.

After arriving at Earth Mama’s, J suggested I go for another run while she sipped a cup of coffee.  So I tentatively set off in the sprinkling rain with the fresh memory of us getting soaked from the downpour the other week.  I ran like mad, getting back sooner than I wanted, but just in time to beat the downpour.  We enjoyed our pancakes while listening to the rain pitter patter and the fresh breeze on our faces.  A nice change from the stagnant hot humid weather over the last 3 days.

Instead of sunbathing, we did some souvenir shopping and replenished our mango and avocado supply.  As we were walking down the street, I heard a taxi driver say, “You wanna ride?”  We get lots of comments from taxi drivers (like the one time they called J “baby”), but when I turned my head was very surprised to see Peggy driving by, taunting us with her deep voice.  Ha, too funny.

Just as we were ready to leave Ed’s to get to the clinic early so I could work on my community medicine project, M gave us a call requesting our company for lunch.  He wanted to go to Earth Mama’s (we should have invited him for breakfast), but talked him into going to Marco’s instead.  It had been awhile since I’d had a baleada.  Turns out M saw me going for a run this morning EXCEPT he saw me JUST as I was turning onto my street from the main road and had stopped to walk for my cool down.  The joke is that I’ve been meaning to exercise the whole time I’ve been here, but I guiltily admit that I’ve only been running twice since I’ve been here.  He gave me a hard time about walking and that I need to start running.  If only he saw me running up that steep hill just prior to my street, he would know I mean business.

It was a GOOD day at the clinic today.  I saw 7 patients completely on my own and only had a few questions to run by the hondureño doc.  J had an interesting patient from Denmark that was planning to fly back home on Monday, but had broken her foot and had a cast on, which just happened 4 days previously.  Her doctor in Denmark wanted her to remove the cast before the flight because he figured her foot would swell up and might cause a DVT (look it up).  A little overboard, but whatever.  We tried to reason with her, but off it came.  Check this out… after the hondureño doc looked at her x-rays, turns out her foot wasn’t actually broken.  Whoever put the cast on at the hospital just did it for some extra cash on the side.  What a corrupt system.  It has to be hard not knowing if you and your family will have enough money to survive next month, let alone next week, but if the medical system in third world countries operates as such, just imagine what the political system is like…  No one is to be trusted.

We had a night out with M, B, E, and G since E and G were flying back to Utah the next day.  We all met up at Sundowner’s (beach bar) for some drinks, then made our way to Cannibal Café for dinner, then dancing at Blue Marlin.  It was a very entertaining night… lots of laughs over dinner and E (who is Asian) out dancing another Asian on the dance floor.  The music this time around was more up my alley, but due to the humidity I kept it simple.  I really like both E and G.  I was hoping to hang with them more this week, but they were staying so far away and working so hard they hardly had any free time.  Maybe we can be friends if I move to Utah.  But if not, I made plans with E to take a trip to Cuba this fall.  Yep, that’s right… Cuba!

So you of course know I LOVE to barter.  It is by far my FAVORITE activity when traveling abroad.  I don’t usually like to buy souvenirs, so fortunately I’ve had the opportunity to barter for taxi rides and even food.  I think everyone is duly impressed with my skills.  I can get what I want :)  Example #1 – we had a taxi driver in an Xterra (SUV) which is only 1 of 2 SUV taxis on the whole island.  Of course, gas is more expensive, thus prices are equally more expensive.  The going rate from Sandy Bay to West End is 25 lempiras each ($1.25) and he wanted 30 lempiras.  Well, I talked him down to 20 each.  Booyah.  Example #2 – for lunch one day at The Lighthouse (our favorite place to dine), I ordered a blackened fish sandwich that came with one side, either french fries or fried plantains.  Well, I wanted both.  So I talked him into doing half of each.  Then he told J “no” when she proceeded to ask for the same.  Example #3 – I fetched E and G a taxi at the end of our night dancing for $10 when the driver wanted $18.  In all instances it took some work to talk them down, but that is the best part AND is equally rewarding when they agree to your price.  Well, I failed at dinner… everyone was ordering the “fresh juice” which was orange and pineapple.  Another option was a mango smoothie.  Well… I wanted mango pineapple juice.  Seems logical, right?  They had all the right fruits, but our waiter just wouldn’t do it.  I guess because the mango has to be blended to make juice… added cost of the fruit?  Or added cost of electrical usage?  I put a lot of work into that one, but came up with orange pineapple juice just the same.  Oh well, it was good entertainment for everyone listening I’m sure.  I’m going to miss my bartering opportunities here!

5.02.2013

Roatan - Day 33

Yet another disappointing day at the clinic...  J and I got roped into doing triage first thing for over an hour.  Then more women’s health exams.  Then only 2 patients on our own.  Then the donut man didn’t show up with our steak burritos.  So then we had Cup O’Noodles for lunch.  Glad to put that shift behind us!

When the hour for tutoring arrived, M came up to me to ask a favor… if I would cover for him, as he had some other more important (doubt it) errands to run.  I told him yes, but he owed me a coconut puff.  And he thought I was joking….  Tutoring actually went really well for B, J, and I.  The kids were separated and didn’t have each other to distract themselves.  Much accomplishment today!

OH MY GOODNESS was it HOT today!  Just imagine 90 degree weather with 85% humidity and NO ocean breeze.  I’m sure the mosquitoes liked that.  Today was probably the worst day yet since we’ve been here.  There hasn’t been much wind the last couple of days… I didn’t realize what a big difference it makes.  I sure don’t envy my classmates who are coming later in the summer.  They might literally die…

The only excitement after tutoring tonight was that J and I each ate a whole giant mango for dinner.  SO GOOD.

Also, you might actually call me tan at this point.  It only took 5 weeks…

Roatan - Day 32

It’s a rare occasion when you get to celebrate Labor Day TWICE in one year… May in Honduras and September in the U.S.  The only solid plans we really made between M, B, J and I was to call each other in the morning.  Turns out that’s always a bad idea… we didn’t get going until 11:30 this morning.  I could have easily called my new BF Jorge (taxi driver) and been out in the sun by 10 am.  Oh well, at least J made me go for an impromptu run before we set off for the day.  15 minutes felt like 45 in that heat and humidity.  I think it took me at least 30 minutes to stop sweating once I got back.  Don’t worry, that’s only the first time I’ve exercised since being here (oops…) and I’ve still managed to lose 9 pounds somehow.

M picked us all up in his truck and we headed to Infinity Bay, where we usually hang on Sundays.  M tried to persuade us not to go since it was a cruise ship day and would be over packed with tourists.  Little did he know we’d have the whole beach pretty much to ourselves.  Good thing we ignored his advice.  We did the regular… ate lunch, chilled in the water, sunbathed on the beach chairs, and snorkeled to the edge of the reef.  No sharks to be seen, dang it.  Just a 3 foot barracuda only 10 feet away that I frantically swam away from and used J as my shield for protection.  Yep, guilty…

We were all impressed with M today as he ACTUALLY got in the water.  Most, if not all, of the Islanders don’t swim in the ocean, either because it’s too salty or they are afraid for some reason.  M said he couldn’t even remember the last time he was in the water.  Sad day!  He thoroughly enjoyed himself though.  I mean, who wouldn’t with 3 lovely ladies around?  What a celebrity he is!  EVERYWHERE we go, he literally says hello or stops and talks with EVERYONE he sees.  He even knows them all by name.  I admire what he does here.  After playing professional volleyball in Europe for 10+ years, he came back to this poor third world country (home for him) and now makes only $800/month working at the Clínica Esperanza.  He is doing tons for the youth though, by setting up a lot of sports programs and trying to give them more opportunities to play on the mainland.  He’s doing a lot for the people here and I think they recognize it.

Later in the afternoon, a local Islander came strolling down the beach singing a catchy tune that is STILL stuck in my head (just ask J).  [Beth, I’m sure you know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.  Haha!]  “Baaa-na-na DO-nuts!”  I wanted to buy one of his banana donuts, but I already killed most of the coconut bread last night (J secretly despises me for it) and he wanted $2 for one.  Instead, I asked to take his picture after which he only agreed to do so if I was in the picture with him.  What would a trip to Latin America be without at least one picture of me and the local men?  I then persuaded him to bring us steak burritos at the clinic for lunch tomorrow.  Booyah! 

Come to find out ER #1 and ER #2 made it back from their weekend trip to Utila and are leaving to AZ tomorrow morning.  So all of us (including a few other girls from the clinic) got together for a final hoorah… dinner at Rotisserie Chicken, dessert at the ice cream shack, and kicking it on B’s deck overlooking the ocean.  J and I wanted to keep the night young, but didn’t get home till almost 11 pm.  I guess hanging with the boys on their last night was worth it.  They will be missed!

4.30.2013

Roatan - Day 31

Today was pretty slow at the clinic.  J and I ended up only seeing one women’s health patient and just a few patients on our own, but we saw some interesting things.  Like a snake in the treetops right outside of M’s office window.  Or a nasty large growth on this kid’s nose that the hondureño doc burned with silver nitrate sticks.  Or the 20 year old lady with a gaping open wound on her leg.  It’s interesting because the hospital here really is not that functional.  This lady spent 10 days in the hospital and only got IV fluids and came to our clinic the day after she got out.  If that doesn’t say a lot about the capabilities of the local hospital, I don’t know what does.  It’s a big concern that many people have here, especially with so many tourists coming to the island on big cruise ships.  If someone were to get really sick or have a really bad accident, I’m not sure if they’d survive here.  They would for sure have to be flown back to the mainland, or the U.S.

J, B, M and I went to the local bilingual school to tutor this afternoon.  We gave B the low down on LM, a trouble maker to the max.  She put a lid on him quick and kept him in pretty good control.  I’m establishing a better relationship with a few of the kids there, so it’s getting a little easier.  Those kids will do anything to get out of doing their homework.

On the bus ride back to the clinic we always take the kids with us and drop them off at their house along the way.  I was joking around with them and having a good time.  I miss being around kids every day… that’s the only thing I miss about teaching.  Then for some reason I mentioned the fact that I wanted to rent a scooter and M immediately piped up, saying there’s no way as my knees would get caught in the steering and I’d most likely crash.  I appreciate that he has my best interest at heart, but really M?  Are my legs REALLY that long?  Get caught in the steering?!  Haha!

M is hilarious.  We’ve been hanging with him a lot more since ER #1 and #2 left.  He always says “My goodness…” or “How could you?” at the perfect time and it always makes me laugh.  Or when he says, “What?!” in that high pitched drawn out voice that only my brother would know to what I was referring (old Sprite commercial).

After tutoring, M drove us to Flowers Bay specifically to buy some coconut puffs (pastries filled with caramelized coconut) and coconut bread from an Islander selling goodies on the side of the road.  HEAVEN.  Those coconut puffs are DANG GOOD.  Wish I could bring some back with me for you to try.  It was actually my second one for the day.  Earlier, a lady was sitting outside the clinic selling them, but they don’t even compare… more bread-like than pastry-like.

M then drove us to the grocery store for our LAST TRIP.  Cannot believe we only have about one week left.  I made sure to stock up on plantain chips and mangos.  M stocked up on Pringles.  M’s remark, “You’ll stock up on my stuff and I’ll stock up on your stuff.”  Dang right!  I cannot even believe I forgot to buy more mango packets to flavor my water at work… that stuff is delicious.