8.24.2010

aka.......

So I thought I would put together a list of my nick names over the years. And yes, I have to explain them or they won't make any sense to you. I think this is more for my benefit than yours! Makes for a good laugh anyway. Here goes. Are you ready for this?!
  • Kris - what my closest friends and some family call me.
  • Dini - my little sister, Sonya, couldn't say "Kristina" when she was little. It came out as "Dini" and so now it's stuck. Mostly just my older sister, Elise, calls me this now.
  • Dean - Sonya has reformed "Dini" to "Dean." Much cooler.
  • Tina - the only person the world I will let call me this is my old roommate Allie. She's the only one who can get away with it.
  • Krisonya - seems to be what my Mom ended up calling either me or my sister growing up, a combination of both of our names.
  • Stretch Armstrong - came from my brother I'm pretty sure.
  • Treetops - also from my brother. He liked to tease me about how tall and skinny I was.
  • Kristini - Elise likes to call me this, or used to at least
  • Nutsy - bahahaha, one of my favorites. I earned this one from my old roommate, Jessica (aka Jessie Messie), because we were so crazy together.
  • Krisco - from my basketball coach and biology teacher in high school/college
  • Big K or just K - from my momma
  • Sweet K - also from my mom. Because I'm sweet or because I like sweets? Hmmm....
  • Anderson - my Calculus teacher at Eastern Arizona
  • Miss Anderson - Aaaaah! I'm still not used to my students calling me this!
  • Miss Andy - from my Thatcher High School students
  • Miss A - Thatcher and Maeser Prep students
  • Señorita - also my students
  • Hazelnut - an ex-boyfriend
  • Bloomer - BAHAHAHA, also one of my favorites. From my best friends in high school. Thanks Trisha. I'll always remember that.
  • Swedish/Destructive - my good friend Melyssa and I called each other these because 1) we both love swedish fish and 2) we usually ended up destroying things in Chemistry
  • Tree - from my friend Michelle. We are opposites in height so her name is Stump.
  • Mac Jr. - naturally since my dad is Mac. So growing up he made up this dude named George Mackelbee. I don't even remember in what context he used him/his name in, but I just started calling my daddio Mac. Thus, I became Mac Jr.
  • Sta. - this is a great story. The beginning of last school year I was passing back tests and I had an autistic kid who didn't agree with one of his questions I had marked wrong. So he just shouted out, as loud as he could mind you, "COMMUNIST!" It was great. Then later in the same class period I was writing an example on the board with my own name, Sta. Anderson (I had forgotten the "r" for Srta., or señorita). My kids all liked that! Sta., for Stalin the communist. Thus, "Sta." was born and they have called me that ever since, even all my other classes that don't even know what actually happened. I'm sure it will continue this year too.
  • Monstruo - notice the masculine form. I picked up this one in Mexico this summer. I was dared to ask some kids to play soccer with them. Loving dares, I didn't even hesitate. So I asked to play, they gave me the ball, and I kicked it as hard as I could. Smack! It hit a kid right in the head/chest. Oopsy.....
  • Xtina - also from Mexico. This is going to be my new rock star name when I go big. And go big I will! Just you wait! Apparently Christina Aguilera did this at one point.
  • Slinky - on the way back from China, my friend Mary and I were talking with this little girl at the San Fran airport. Mary had asked the girl if she wanted to be tall like me when she was older and she said, "Yeah! Like Slinky!" You know, Slinky, from Toy Story. And so it stuck.
  • Hi Ho - like the song from Snow White, "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go!" My friend, Abbey, is Yo Ho like, "Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me." These came about while in Disneyland.

Oh man, what a list..... You got any more names for me? I'll take 'em! Feel free to call me any or all of them.

8.22.2010

What? My Dad is David Letterman?!

I've heard it enough that I should probably start believing it. We have a celebrity in the fam. I have been told numerous times that my dad looks like Letterman, not to mention how many times he has been told himself. Look, it's Mr. Letterman! Same receding hairline, gray hair, the glasses, the gap in between the front teeth (my dad had to go and ruin that with braces), the same face shape, same creases around the smile. The resemblance is uncanny. Sometimes I forget to ask my dad for an autograph.

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Speaking of autographs, some dude at the Chicago airport actually DID ask my daddio for his autograph. He thought he was speaking to the real David Letterman and still does to this day. It's a great story. One to die rolling on the floor laughing. You'll have to ask my dad for the full details.

Just look him up on the Frostburg State University website. Yep, soon you won't be able to call him anything less than Dr. Anderson (or Dr. Letterman). He is finishing up his doctorate in business administration with an emphasis in management. He begins teaching at FSU in Maryland this week in fact and is quite excited. I'm excited for him. Can't wait to visit!

Just for kicks, one of my favorite Top Ten's on Letterman.... It's good!

8.21.2010

I'm a Plant Owner!

I saw these cute guys at Ikea and just couldn't resist. I like having green around during the whole year too, not just summer. They already brighten up my day.

The big one has been named by my roommate as Seymour. Love it. Couldn't fit any better. I will be blogging from here on out with weekly posts about Seymour and how much he has grown, pics included. Ok, not really. The little guy doesn't have a name yet.....what goes well with Seymour?

Problem is this is my first time owning plants. I really hope I don't kill them off. Shoot, I don't even know how often to water them or how much. Help!!

8.14.2010

Real or Fake??

Hmmm....this one is tricky. Take a close look before you answer. After reading I'm sure you'll be able to tell. I've always had pretty thick nails. Most people think it's a blessing, but really it's a curse. Once they get long they are hard to cut. I haven't had them this long and in such good shape for a while. When people get a good look at my nails they always think they are fake, then in shock when I tell them they aren't. Lucky, the say. I guess so. At least I know I'll never have to get fake nails for my upcoming wedding. Ha, I'm not even close! Don't get ahead of yourself now!

8.11.2010

Did you say Coach and Dolce & Gabbana??

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Check out my new purchases from China. It was a big deal you know to actually go back to the mother land of basically all items purchased in the USA. You don't even have to look hard to see that all-too-familiar "Made in China." I actually got to purchase my Chinese souvenirs IN China. How bout that?!

So they have markets where they sell knockoffs of everything. You would never be able to tell by just looking at it (they do a much better job than NYC or Mexico). I purchased the Coach wallet for 40 yuan, about $6, and the Dolce & Gabbana purse for 120 yuan, about $18. Can't beat that! They have yet to disappoint me either.

The price may seem cheap, but it didn't come without paying yet a higher price. Bargaining in China is insane! I'm a PRO when it comes to Mexico.....I just shoot the breeze with the Mexicans, chat it up, and throw out meaningless insults. It's great fun. It's one of my favorite things to do actually, probably #1 on the list. For sure, along with chasing down nerds with squirt guns.

It's a whole other story with the Chinese. They are super intense and up in your face. They don't even give you time to think about anything. I bought a few things I probably wouldn't have just because they are so persistent. They are good. Instead of just chatting it up (like with the Mexicans) you have to say your lowest price, then walk away. They will call you back; you say the same price and walk away. You get called back again. Again. Again. It may take 4 or 5 times but you'll finally get it for the price you want. They pull you back by the arm too. This whole process is very time consuming. I probably could have mtn. biked a few trails in that time. I think I got a lady from 260 yuan to about 40 yuan. It's craziness I tell you! But fun nevertheless.

8.08.2010

Adventure #6 Beijing, China

Believe it or not, I just went to China! I don't think I can still believe it. I earned a free trip to China with 40 other teachers from across the U.S. because next summer I am taking a group of my Spanish students to Spain on an educational tour through EF Tours. Because it's my first tour with them, they wanted to give an orientation trip to see firsthand how things would be run and what to expect, also to make us all better group leaders on our own trips. It was an amazing trip! Not only will I be better prepared for sure, but it was awesome to see China and what it's really like. I've never really wanted to go to Asia before, but sure glad I did! It was fun to meet new people, other fellow teachers, and make new friends. Fortunately there were lots around the same age as me.

Ok, so it was a really quick trip. We went July 20-25 and that includes flight times both ways. Thus we were only there in China about 3 and 1/2 days! The flight was the longest one of my life! I thought Europe was bad, well, this was much, much worse. It's worth it though! 12 hours each way, plus a 3 hr. lay over in San Fran, then another 2 hr. flight back to SLC. Fortunately I staked out a whole emply row on the way there and just sprawled out and slept the whole time. On the way back, though, I was smashed again the window. Fellow Salt Laker's.....
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Beijing is 14 hrs. ahead of Mountain time, so we got there on a Wednesday evening. We got settled in at the fancy Holiday Inn and then went out for a fancy dinner. Everything is served on a lazy susan. So Chinese food is good, but I prefer American Chinese. It was fun to try new things, but I never really loved any of it. They eat some pretty weird stuff (pig ear chunks, bottom left).
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My chopstick skills really improved though! I would have to say the dumplings were by far my favorite. Good stuff right there!
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Thursday morning we went to Tiananmen Square. There were Chinese people everywhere! Plus, they all had their umbrellas (they want to be fair so they avoid the sun as much as possible), which kept hitting me in the face. I'm just the right height apparently....
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Tiananmen Square is where the student protests took place back in '89. It's interesting because our tour guide didn't actually know what happened here until she started leading tours a few years ago (she is 25 years old). No one in China knows what happened here, even still. The government keeps it a well kept secret. There is one line about it in history books. Sad.
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We then went to the Forbidden City, where all of the previous Emperors of China have lived. It is a huge block of buildings and amazing architecture. It was so weird, it didn't seem real. I was actually in China!
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There are no trees inside as they could provide protection to invaders or grow taller than the palace, which would be taboo. However, this is a section of gardens with some vegetation.
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The next event of the day was the Summer Palace. This place is beautiful, and would be even more so if it wasn't for the smog. We took a dragon boat over to the mainland where the palace was and explored a bit.
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We ate dinner at a Sichuan restaurant (spicy Chinese). They also had some entertainment - a dancer who changed his mask with a slight shake of the head. It was pretty amazing, too quick to even notice.
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On Friday we had meetings all morning about our upcoming tours with pertinent information. It was actually really helpful, but killing me....I wanted to get out and explore! This company, EF (English First), actually started out with English schools. They added educational tours later down the road. So we went to one of the EF schools there in Beijing.
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They gave us a brief orientation and then they divided us up into different classrooms to interact with the kids. I was with these 3 cute kids.
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Angela was my favorite.
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The kids just asked us questions in English like, What's your favorite food? What do you like about Beijing? etc. Then we responded. My favorite question was from one of the boys, "What's wrong with you?" Bahahaha! Pretty sure he had no idea what it actually meant. They were really cute.

That night we went to a Kung Fu show. My idea was a bit different than what it actually turned out to be. I went to see the movie Karate Kid the night before I left for China. Thus, I was expecting an actual Kung Fu fight, you know like WWF or something, Chinese style. Nope. It was more like a ballet with Kung Fu moves mixed in every now and then. It was surprisingly still good, just not what I expected.
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We got some rad pics afterwards.
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Saturday was probably my most favorite day of them all, for 2 reasons and 2 reasons only. Reason #1 We got to workout/dance with the Chinese in the park. As you may or may not know, the Chinese like to get their morning daily exercise. They dance free style in the park...
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or work on their Tai Chi. Very relaxing. Haha, notice the size difference. I'm standing right next to her!
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Oh and did we join them! I picked up a few worthwhile dance moves. It was super entertaining. I could have stayed there pretty much all day I think.

In the same park we checked out the Temple of Heaven.
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I picked up an authentic Chinese hackysack on the way. Yes, we tested it out. Works surprisingly well.
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I really like the dozens of old men playing whatever they were playing.
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Best discovery of the day - an exercise park in a roundabout in the middle of the road. Nothing like some new sweat to coat the already existing humidified sweat! A good pre-workout for the real workout.
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The real workout......The Great Wall of China! Booyah! For some odd reason we chose the obviously dumb idea to get to the top of the Great Wall, hiking up hundreds of steps in 90+ degree weather and at least 70% humidity. Just imagine with me if you will.... Forget it! I don't need to imagine it! I experienced it! Pure misery. Never in my life will I do that again. Take the tram I tell you!
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The view was well worth it though! The Great Wall is amazing! Unfortunately the smog extends its deathlike grip all the way out here so you can't see too far. I'm sure you can imagine though....
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We had a great time exploring and climbing even more steps. Definitely something you want to experience!
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Reason #2 We took a toboggan/bobsled down from the Great Wall. This might be my favorite part of the whole trip. Who puts a bobsled on the Great Wall?! Awesome!
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Random Info.....

For some odd reason (being a tall white American maybe...) everyone wanted to take pictures with me. Not only the Chinese, but also the Nigerians :) It felt nice to feel famous for a few days.
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I guess trying to blend in didn't work very well.
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The signs are entertaining to say the least. Take this for example..... No trumpet playing?
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No burning cars?
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No shrapnel? No drowning flowers? No sitting on benches? Bahahaha!
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The styles are interesting as well. The women like to sport the short nylon socks
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while the men just can't seem to stay cool enough. Forget just taking your shirt off....You gotta maintain some fashion.
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The kids don't seem to enjoy wearing diapers or underwear for that matter. A slit in the bum (doesn't everyone have one?...as my brother pointed out) seems to suffice and makes using the bathroom a simplicity.
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Speaking of using the bathroom, try using this guy! Squat toilet. Actually not as bad as it looks. Yep, I tried one out. You can't have adventures if you're not willing to try new things!
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These guys are definitely my favorite. I really wanted a ride in one. It's interesting....traffic is horrendous with cars everywhere and yet you have these guys and bicycles just putting away on the side of the road. I don't know how they don't get hit.
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A "resort" in China consists of a murky fungusy pond filled with fish next to a restaurant. You drive out to the country to one of these guys from the city, catch your fish of choice (carp, carp, or more carp) and have the restaurant fry it up for you. Not my idea of a resort.
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Quick drive-by of the Olympic venue. The Bird's Nest!
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Last but not least, my new friend Mary! We had a good time together as I'm sure you can tell....
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